It's like DiVinyls listened to all the other songs on this list and said, "That's not a song about masti-bayshoon- this is a song about masti-bayshoon. In both cases, you've most likely got a problem. But however catchy, Cyndi Lauper better make sure she explains to the chaperone that one of his duties will be prying her hands out of her vagina, because that's not usually under a chaperone's purview. See, even one of rock's smartest songwriters has written lyrics about this base subject. This song could actually be about dancing with oneself. Icicle" is our first entry from masturbation can be fun hair lyrics woman and-surprise, surprise-it's Tori Masturbation can be fun hair lyrics. I agree to the Terms of Service. Recommended For Your Pleasure. Though our Latin may be a little shaky, the last term we heard the 1,year-old Gregorian Chant, we're pretty sure the phrase "flogging the dolphin" was in there somewhere.